This is the view from the waiting chair I sat in while I waited for the doctors and nurses to prepare Jenny for Operation: Baby Extraction.

Don't tell anyone, but I almost passed out here. I had the extra-medium sized scrubs on with a Michael Jackson-style surgical mask that was kind of hard to breathe through.

Being as I'm not a real doctor, I was not extremely prepared to sit a while and think about what was about to happen. Jenny's doctor broke the tension when she told me that there may be a 1-800 number to call for technical assistance or warranty problems. I guess she forgot my email, because she has not given me that information as of the date of this post.